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#1
09-25-2003, 05:22 PM
Where the women flock like the salmon of Capastrano!!
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#2
09-25-2003, 05:25 PM
Does the beer flow like wine?
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#3
09-25-2003, 05:28 PM
We got no money! We got no food! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!
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#4
09-25-2003, 05:33 PM
Whoa, look at the funbags on that hosehound
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#5
09-25-2003, 05:39 PM
"Today was one of the greates days of my life. Me and mary went skiing...we made a snowman...she touched my leg.."

"KILL HIM!!!!"
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#6
09-25-2003, 05:44 PM
Nice hooters.
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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09-25-2003, 05:47 PM
I'm going to Vail in February
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#8
09-25-2003, 05:48 PM
Will you be taking the sheepdog on your trip?
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09-25-2003, 06:40 PM
I don't own a sheepdog.
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09-25-2003, 07:11 PM
Don't forget your gloves.
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#11
09-25-2003, 08:00 PM
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit, man
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#12
09-25-2003, 08:01 PM
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog!
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#13
09-25-2003, 08:02 PM
I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
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#14
09-25-2003, 08:10 PM
"Any unusual breeds?"

"No just mostly doggy style."
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#15
09-25-2003, 08:12 PM
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
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#16
09-25-2003, 08:23 PM
Anti-quitsies....you're it!!
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#17
09-25-2003, 08:28 PM
Wow! You have all seen the same movie. I am so impressed!
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#18
09-25-2003, 08:28 PM
You can't triple stamp a double stamp
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#19
09-25-2003, 08:30 PM
Quote:Wow! You have all seen the same movie. I am so impressed!

It was a good one.
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#20
09-25-2003, 08:37 PM
No. Really. I am impressed. The way you all can quote from it. It's incredible.
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