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It's time for a good old fashioned...
::finds LZ in the closet with a bananna in his ear::
:Confusedigns Koko love kitten, and takes LZ by the hand::
:Confusedits him on the floor with a pile of blocks::

::pats the unconcious Sluggo down, for pot::
:Confusedmiles as he comes to::
Um, hi..... how's it going...... ok, C U
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
:: throws Ladi to the gound ::
:: takes 10 foot pole and works her over like an eskimo beating a baby harp seal ::
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::pushes everyone into a huge hole in the ground and burries them alive::
<center>Angel On The Outside
Naughty On The Inside
[Image: CDIHC.jpg]
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way
Quote:pushes everyone into a huge hole
:: Struggles to get out of Grumpy's Mom's chum box ::
:: Sluggo and Ken swim toward the light ::
:: Ladi and LZ sit and giggle in the dark recesses playing patty cake ::
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:Confusedtops playing patty cake and realizes that it is NA who is everyone's nemesis::
::tries to rally the factions to join forces and unite against her::
::lets out a battle cry!!!!!! then farts!::
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
::passes out from the smell::
::lands on a nice soft pillow::
hehe
<center>Angel On The Outside
Naughty On The Inside
[Image: CDIHC.jpg]
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way
::ok guys, NA is out cold....... whadda ya say we violate every orifice on her body::
::quick, now's our chance::
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
:: signs name on form for back door action::
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::NA is taken repeatedly rotisserie style::
::LZ, Ken's Pen, Slug boy, and ladi (with a strap on) have their way with her::
::multiple high-5's occur over NA's back during this wild display::
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
::wakes up but pretends im still knocked out::
(i havent gotten any in a while)
<center>Angel On The Outside
Naughty On The Inside
[Image: CDIHC.jpg]
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way
:: rolls with laughter cause LZ thinks it's a strap on::
[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]
Shut up Ken! Ok, fine so I just stuff this one I cut off some dead guy in my coose and sqeeze tight. Same difference.

::grabs Ken by the neck & bends him over::
see! take that you bad bad baby!
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
:: ouch! :o bad baby needs Balmex ::



Edited By Ken'sPen on April 05 2002 at 11:01
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::takes a nap after dispensing a gallon of splooge on NA's back::
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
:: watches in amazement as Ladi makes a running dive onto NA's back and uses it as a slip 'n slide ::
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weeeeeeeeee!!
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
:: hopes she didn't scrape her man junk ::
:: relieves himself on sleeping retard ::
:: throws one more hump into NA ::
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::NA is luvin every second due to her dry spell of sexual inactivity::
:Confusedluggo gets down on all fours and starts lapping away at the banana juice on NA's back::
::bringing NA's arousal to a heightened sense::
::NA has a leaky faucet and is leaving a slug trail::



Edited By LZMF1 on April 05 2002 at 12:47
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
:Confusedees yet another edited post::
::whacks the mongoloid with a cinder block::
:: reclaims what's mine::
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i didnt even know i was going anywhere, how can i be leaving a tail
<center>Angel On The Outside
Naughty On The Inside
[Image: CDIHC.jpg]
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way


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