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So who's party am I crashing?
This is usually a low-key holiday for me, and for the first time I'm gonna have to deal with kids ringing my bell expecting some sort of a handout from me.
I never dress up, either - if I do go to a party, I usually dress up as a Yankee since I've got grey sweats, a jersey and several hats - I might go nuts and borrow the wife's black mascara and put lines under my eyes, but I've only done that once.
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im going as patrick f'n bateman
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Several years ago in college I was a Teletubbie. It was almost as good as my year as Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman? hot! Did you shave you legs?
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trick-or-treating was great fun. one time i almost got jumped by some black dudes in my neighborhood but they pulled down my mask and recognized me so they were like "yo, he straight". I got street cred!
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last year i went trick or treating in early october, i just showed up at peoples houses with a friend and my friend would explain to them how i am terminally ill and wasnt going to make it to the real halloween.
i got good candy
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that's how he gets chicks too
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The Make-a-Wish Foundation can hook you up with broads? No way
And no, I did not shave my legs nor my chest. I think I even had a goatee at the time too.
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Quote:I think I even had a goatee at the time too
that's even sexier! :loveya:
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OK, this is totally Keyser style, but here you go.
Later that year, we took a picture with Santa while dressed in Halloweeny garb. Yes, I need a life.
Click here, not pr0n, I promise
...damnit, can't like to a geocities page. If anyone can post this for me, it would uber-fantastical
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did you just take down the wonder woman pic from there?
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Actually, it was to this one Absolute crap but I wanted to spare all of you from seeing the whole thing.
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i'm gonna be working so i need to come up with a good costume. somebody help me?
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Go as a U.
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