It's time for a good old fashioned...

[LZMF1]

<---------sitting in the corner banging head against the wall......

[Hey Ladi]

OO Ken, I didn't know you cared. A little to the left....
::punches him in the head::
Yes yes yes!

[Ken'sPen]

::knowing the way to a woman's heart is through her uterus, I push even harder::

[Ken'sPen]

::New Day New Fun::

:: Grabs Ladi by the hair and drags her to the bed. Rips her clothes off and uses shreds to tie her to the bed posts. Pulls off her panties and uses them as a gag. covers naked body in chocolate syrup. Gives her quick and unsatisfying bang (for her) lets the pig in (Wilbur not LZ) and exits the room::

[Grumpy]

wilbur is still feasting on the RF retards we violated last week.
Amazing how they just disappeared. Ya think Snuka added them to his basement collection?

As for ken - Everyday is abuse Ken Day! Remember kiddies - Ken + manjunk = good for a laugh or two at his expense

[Hey Ladi]

::Wilbur unties Ladi::
:he makes him bacon & eggs (the sick little fuck he is::
::they :fuggin: and sit on the couch to watch tv::

[NaughtyAngel]

::walks in::
::hides in the corner hoping no one sees her::

[Hey Ladi]

::wonders why I smell chum::
::puff puff give::

[LZMF1]

::wakes up from a drunken haze::
::joins ladi and wilbur and enjoys some mindless programming on the TV::

[Ken'sPen]

::Wilbur unties Ladi::
:he makes him bacon & eggs (the sick little fuck he is::
::they :fuggin: and sit on the couch to watch tv::

:: Angered by the outcome of the events, I return with,
THE SPANISH INQUISITION ( bet you weren't expecting that) takes two shots with the twelve gauge as the pig runs out the door (again, Wilbur, not Ladi) grabs Ladi and reties her to the bed, face down, applies the Ken butt plug............

about to leave when I spy figure hiding in corner,
Forces her to give oral, then kicks her ass to the curb. ::

[NaughtyAngel]

::puts hands over face::
you cant see me

[Hey Ladi]

:ees Ken wandering around the room muttering to himself, stopping every so often to yell "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition::
::Ladi nudges Wilbur & LZ, points to Ken::
::LZ says, "Must be the acid I put on his toilet paper."::

[Metalfan]

::nudges Ladi::

At least we know you wiped this time

[Ken'sPen]

FUCK!!!!
She got me with the Bobby Ewing died but I dreamt the whole thing, scenerio.........fuck me.
********************************************
walks around in a daze,
stumbles and falls face first into Ladi's crotch.



Edited By Ken'sPen on April 03 2002 at 10:40

[NaughtyAngel]

::laughs:: (but not too loud)

[Hey Ladi]

At least we know you wiped this time

No, Ken did, he's the daytripper today.

stumbles and falls face first into Ladi's crotch

Silly rabbit, I wouldn't do that if I were you.....
:omething bites Ken on the nose::

[JIMMYSNUKA]

::just sticking my head into this place....smells really foul...just wondering what it was. sees ladi and understands now...::

[Ken'sPen]

:: wakes from daze getting bit on nose, bites back, realizes the mistake when he is greeted with the taste of 4 month old Tuna Salad.::

[NaughtyAngel]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW
thats where all that chum comes from



Edited By NaughtyAngel on April 03 2002 at 11:04

[LZMF1]

m'mmmmmmm lunch!