post funny AIM conversations

[The Sleeper]

and when I say funny, i mean funny, not not funny

[Galt]

Remember when Arpi did that funny thing that time. Then it turned out fake? Good times.

[The Sleeper]

that's not an AIM conversation. I will post one i have saved with arpi when I get home.

[Galt]

Post a random username.

Then we all have an AIM conversation with that stranger and then we all post our conversations and then the person with the funniest aim conversation gets praise heaped upon them.

[IrishAlkey]

rnfstickyfingers [4:21 PM]: uh oh....you watching this game
IrishAlkey [4:21 PM]: i assume you mean yankees
rnfstickyfingers [4:21 PM]: oh shit...i forgot
rnfstickyfingers [4:22 PM]: UC santa barbara's women's volleyball just made the biggest comeback ever
IrishAlkey [4:22 PM]: oh almost as important as the yankee game

[The Sleeper]

that's actually a good idea. How about you start a thread with that idea instead of hijacking mine you yuppie scumbucket

[The Sleeper]

rnfstickyfingers [4:21 PM]: uh oh....you watching this game
IrishAlkey [4:21 PM]: i assume you mean yankees
rnfstickyfingers [4:21 PM]: oh shit...i forgot
rnfstickyfingers [4:22 PM]: UC santa barbara's women's volleyball just made the biggest comeback ever
IrishAlkey [4:22 PM]: oh almost as important as the yankee game

hee hee

[IrishAlkey]

I win.

[The Sleeper]

no, there are surely funnier conversations than that.

[Ken'sPen]

I don't have AIM,

so here is a convo between Slash and I.

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[HedCold]

post funny AIM conversations

[IrishAlkey]

IrishAlkey [4:50 PM]: can i masturbate on your face?
Hawt Baux [4:51 PM]: wha
IrishAlkey [4:51 PM]: you know, your face
Hawt Baux [4:51 PM]: go away

[Galt]

PatrickFnBateman: what song did you guys just play?
WTBU DJ: cranberries
PatrickFnBateman: No. The song stupid. Not the band
WTBU DJ: figure it out asshole
WTBU DJ: uhh jk about that
WTBU DJ: anyway, it was dreams
PatrickFnBateman: why is it every time I ask one of you morons a question I can't get a straigh answer?
PatrickFnBateman: I hate you and your station
WTBU DJ: excuse me?
WTBU DJ: im sorry you feel that way
PatrickFnBateman: and you play shitty music
WTBU DJ: but i just told you the name of the song
PatrickFnBateman: that song is what, like 10 years old?
WTBU DJ: oh ok, well we do take requests?
PatrickFnBateman: what's next? Thriller?
WTBU DJ: well who said we needed to play new music?
PatrickFnBateman: Red Red Wine?
WTBU DJ: sure, why not?
PatrickFnBateman: You are the worst DJ on the station
WTBU DJ: ok
WTBU DJ: if you have a problem, you can email the general manager at [email protected]
PatrickFnBateman: I still can't even tell if you are a guy or a girl
WTBU DJ: there are two of us - one guy and one girl
PatrickFnBateman: The guy sounds like a pansy
WTBU DJ: if you dont have anything nice to say about our show, wed rather not talk to you
WTBU DJ: call right now
PatrickFnBateman: what else are you going to do
PatrickFnBateman: I'm your only listener
WTBU DJ: we will file a written complaint
WTBU DJ: 6173536400
WTBU DJ: i am waiting
PatrickFnBateman: that's long distance
PatrickFnBateman: I'm in NYC
WTBU DJ: call collect like john stamos
PatrickFnBateman: How the fuck did I end up with you?
WTBU DJ: well pick up the bill
PatrickFnBateman: what station is this?
WTBU DJ: wtbu stupid
PatrickFnBateman: Seriously though. Are you two fucking?
PatrickFnBateman: like the College?
WTBU DJ: we're ignoring you.
PatrickFnBateman: This is fun. I'm going to have to randomly harrass radio stations from now on
WTBU DJ: Asshole

[QuickStop]

thats hysterical

[Ken'sPen]

I just had a funny aim convo with LZ,

I was talking him through his frustration trying to get a child proof cap off an asprin bottle.

[GonzoStyle]

I found some old IM's I had saved.

Floydswat: i am bringing you an eggplant to the anniversary party
OApoll: lol

[HollywoodJewMoses]

:rofl:

[GonzoStyle]

Floydswat: I refuse to work for other people and am so set to make my own fortune.
Floydswat: everything in this life is timing
Floydswat: business is no different
Floydswat: things change, especially economically
Floydswat: there is no constant
OApoll: that's true
Floydswat: you have no idea how much i wish i could cut Vin off and take someone like Jeff on as partner
OApoll: I'd rather you cut your fingers off for typin that.
Floydswat: lol.

[IrishAlkey]

Why is this saved?

[GonzoStyle]

I have like 200 saved convos from the so called "golden age"