Guess what I just did in my company's bathroom?

[Galt]

!!!

[The Sleeper]

washed your hands!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

banged a fat chick?

[Galt]

While Sleeper is correct, there's nothing compelling about that which would give me reason enough to start a thread about it. I also opened the door and walked inside.

I did something else; something worthy of an exclaimation point !!!

[The Sleeper]

banged a fat chick?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

fingered a fat chick?

[diceisgod]

Make peepees!!!

[Galt]

I was in the men's bathroom.

There were no women in there
There are no fat chicks in my office
And no, I didn't do anything sexual with a guy either.

[diceisgod]

Well if you opened up a vein you better let us know pretty quick. Time's running out.

[Danked]

You cleaned shit out of your underpants?

[Goatweed]

took a shit? shitting and getting paid for it is always a good thing.

[Galt]

come on!

evacuating my bowels and bladder are not new thread fodder!

[The Sleeper]

JERKED OFF OVER THE TOILET?!?!

[Galt]

YES!!!!

Now THAT is compelling enough for me to post about.

But no.

[The Sleeper]

if that is compelling enough to make a thread about, i'd be making a lot more threads.

[Galt]

ewwwwww. At work?

[The Sleeper]

jerking off at work is fun times

[diceisgod]

We should have a contest to see how many different toilets we can jerk off into. You get bonus points for urinals.

[The Sleeper]

I am so down for this

[Galt]

If you can beat off in a urinal at work during office hours, you are a king.