Guess what I just did in my company's bathroom?

[Goatweed]

did you buy a bag of weed ? Every job I've ever had always had that one guy that hooked up those who were "interested in that sorta thing".

[The Sleeper]

well...what did you do?!!!

[diceisgod]

This better be worthy of "page two" suspense.

[Goatweed]

seriously - there's only so much a person can do in a bathroom, especially at work.

[diceisgod]

If this bitch gets to page three there better be a fucking dead body in that bathroom.

[Keyser Soze]

created this thread via some sort of web enabled device.

[Galt]

I

get this

on the toilet

was

you're not going to believe this

I was tired

so

I can't believe I did this

set my phone alarm

I'm so insane

took a 30 minute nap

I believe I am the first person to ever do that.

[The Sleeper]

this is gonna be as dissapointing as Galt's "Guess what my girlfriend just said to me" thread

[Galt]

yeah. that was bad.

But the upshot was that I fucked her last night while her boyfriend sat at home.

[Keyser Soze]

she so OWNS you

[The Sleeper]

you are definetly not the first person to fall asleep on a toilet, have you ever heard of homeless people?

[Galt]

but I did it on purpose. I strategized and set my alarm.

She came to me. I have hand.

[The Sleeper]

you are her fuck buddy on the side, nice dude!

[diceisgod]

I'm feeling a bit fatigued myself all of a sudden.

[Goatweed]

toilet napping? how is that even comfortable?

[Galt]

fuck buddy from 250 miles away

[Galt]

I propped my arms up on the toilet dispensor and rested my head in my hands. Like sleeping on a bus or plane.

[Keyser Soze]

for all the money Galt supposedly makes you would think he'd have his own office where he could close the door and nap in. i used to do that until they moved us to the Princeton office.

[Galt]

AH!!!!!!

I don't make that much money. I never said I did. I don't have an office. I'm a useless training. Bottom of the totem pole.

[Goatweed]

I dunno if that would work at my place, the stalls don't really provide much in the way of something to lean on - and the paper dispensers are a little high. The handicapped stalls have that bar on the wall though, that might work.