my day so far

[Jack]

You don't care so I won't bore you with the details.

[Galt]

but let us know right before you kill yourself, k

[Jack]

No Problem.

I wouldn't leave you guys wondering what happened.

[Mad]

If you do decide to kill yourself could you at least shoot up your COMP USA and take out a bunch of stupid customers first. That would be really sweet and also please put all the blame on a bunch of message board freaks in your suicide note.

[Danked]

If you do what Mad said, make sure you make us public first. I don't know if we know how to change that. There'll be a boom in registrants!!

[Jack]

Good thinking.

Maybe you guys better get ahold of FTL. Gonna need a code monkey.

[Galt]

before you do that, you have to come up with something witty to yell before you kill everyone; and then something somber before you kill yourself.

[Hybrid]

every thread jack has made lately has been self hating and emo

[Goatweed]

rough day at the office, Jack?

[Jack]

Yeah. I gotta take out my anger some place. Here just seems right.

Keeps me in high spirits.

[Jack]

I think Christmas eve will be the best day to do this. Gives me over a month to plan and execute.

[Goatweed]

don't forget your stapler.

[Danked]

Nooo salt.

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[Keyser Soze]

You would be the perfect frontman for Monet Violence! Sleeper, sign him up!!!