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Thats my point, no one wants to die a virgin and cancer patients ain't exactly en vougue around the singles scene.
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Where did you get that gift from?
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The spooks come out at night.
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are you and gooch in IM's trading ideas?
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Whats black in comes in little white cans?
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is he really black tho? at this point I think it's safe to say he's white.
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What does michael jackson and a plastic grocery bag have in common?
They're both dangerous for children to play with unattended.
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what did the woman to Michael Jackson while at the pool?
Get out of my son
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what did the woman Say to Michael Jackson while at the pool?
Get out of my son
and it's still not funny
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Whats a perfect 10 to Michael Jackson.
Two five year olds.
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A Catholic Priest said to Michael Jackson one day, "I'll give you two fives for a ten".
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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so, they were showing a clip of him from ten years ago when he was first investigated. remember how back then everyone thought he'd made himself look really weird with all the plastic surgery. turns out he still looked almost normal back then.
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and a child molester have in common?
A: they both molest children
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You'd better have better material on Saturday or this is gonna' be a huge let down.
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You didn't invite your trolls from the other place did you (read: Silera)?
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he only weighs 120 pounds???
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I bet if he were in jail, he'd be the woman.