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How to create mayhem, confusion, and chaos for your own personal amusement.
Reverse the push and pull signs on a door. Stand back and watch the morons figure out how to open the door.
Reverse the entrance and exit signs at the drive through. Fun for you and the Down's Victim at the window.
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pee in the Mountain Dew dispenser
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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At a party...sneak into the bathroom. open up the top of the toilet and take a nice greazy dump.
everytime the bowl is flushed...just more shit drains into the bowl
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put rubbing alcohol in someones eye drops
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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switch someone's toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream
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fiberglass powder on toilet paper
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nair instead of shampoo
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We had three in a dorm room built for two Freshman year. When space opened up the third guy who we didn't like refused to move. Me and the other guy started to hate him..... he still wouldn't move. He used Prell shampoo, we dumped it out and poured everything green we could find into the bottle. Toothpaste, mouth wash, roll on, everything green. Didn't think he use it cause it smelled like shit. He did and his hair turned to straw. He still wouldn't leave though.
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use the your finger to write on a bathroom mirror in latin.....SATAN IS COMING
it wont show up until someone takes a hot shower.
probably really freak them out as well
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snuka already mentioned the upper decker. i prefer to leave a nice solid log in the tank...... you know the kind that you barely have to wipe you ass after dumping. that way it takes longer for it to disintegrate and start to show up in the bowl after flushing. :poopain:
see my post in life's pleasures in the pit for a very good idea.
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Go to a public restroom and remove all the TP from the stalls except for one and unroll it a little and put a light coating of Icy Hot on it. :poopain: :firebounce:
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short sheet someones bed. give someone an exploding cigar. point to someones shoulder and when they look down, run your finger up their face.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I like the squirting flower. It gets em every time. Or the can of worms, so when you open it, springy worms pop out at you.
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Quote:point to someones shoulder and when they look down, run your finger up their face.
I always fall for that one :angry:
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Quote:I always fall for that one
i will remember that{  }
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:i will remember that
You just want to touch his face.
Fuckin fag!
Sleeper--->http://www.plauder-smilies.de/remybussi.gif<---Arpi
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Quote:Sleeper--->http://www.plauder-smilies.de/remybussi.gif<---Arpi
HA HA loser!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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seriously Maynard, that was pathetic.
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