If you had to choose game!

[JIMMYSNUKA]

This is a very easy one.

If you had to choose....

Funneling 3 gallons of hot lumpy vomit.

or


Slicing across your eyeball with a sharp steak knife then squeeze a lemon into it.

[Metalfan]

What about doing it with Grump's grandma twice in one night?

[Ken'sPen]

If you had to choose between banging a fat chick and a hottie who was HIV positive.

[Galt]

hot chick. HIV isn't even a disease anymore since no one dies from it or even gets sick. The only downfall would be that I'd have to get a job to pay for the medicine

[JIMMYSNUKA]

obviously this one is for the guys.

suck a big veiny cock.

or

toungue an open oozing herp blister on a yeast covered pussy flap

[Metalfan]

toungue an open oozing herp blister on a yeast covered pussy flap

Not another night with Ladi, please


Taking a belt sander to your yambags

or

Anal with Inkgrrl

[JIMMYSNUKA]

LOL...Ill take the belt sander and scucking cock over inkgrrl.

how bout

drive a rusty nail into your pisshole with a hammer

or

the business end of a louisville slugger in your ass

[Metalfan]

I'll take the rusty nail....how about

Getting a Cleveland Steamer from Grump after wing night

or

Letting a mouse trap snap on your junk

[Hey Ladi]

Vomit, cock, and the Louisville Slugger........ is it just me or does that sound like last Saturday night pits:

[LZMF1]

metal..... my junk hurts just thinking about the mousetrap



Edited By LZMF1 on April 09 2002 at 2:18

[Metalfan]

metal..... my junk hurts just thinking aount the mousetrap

Guess the midget has a customer then :fart:

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Mouse trap on my balls

eating a crunchy dark red blood clot out of amy's undies
or
a peice of corn that has turned unaturaly soft out of amy's shit

[LZMF1]

<table style=filter:glow(color=red)>OK stop it snuka, i'm getting hungry!!!!!!!!!</table>


all this talk of blood clots and corn



sheeeeeeesh!!!!!!



Edited By LZMF1 on April 09 2002 at 2:20

[Metalfan]

hmmmmm....corn over clots

nailing your feet to the floor

or

nailing nette in the back door

[JIMMYSNUKA]

that is easy....feet to the floor...NO DOUBT!!

mainlining chum into your veins

or

reading a maynard post

[Metalfan]

chum, most definitely

licking butterscotch pudding out of ladi's undies

or

swimming in a septic tank, mouth open



Edited By Metalfan on April 09 2002 at 2:35

[Hey Ladi]

reading a maynard post

The Horror! The Pain! aaaaahhhhhhhhhh :bah: Help me! My brain exploded at the thought of it, and is slowing oozing out my ear..........

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Since it is ladi...and she is my bud i will definately have to go with swimming in a septic tank mouth open {:p}

eat dogshit
or
eat human shit

[Hey Ladi]

pass a stone <table style=filter:glow(color=red)>OR</table> take it in the ass

[JIMMYSNUKA]

TAKE IT IN THE ASS
are you the one giving? {}

ok ladi..one for you..

A pap given by a guy with an infected open wound on the tip of his finger oozing yellow/green puss and he has to stick it inside you up to his elbow. NO SWAB
or
placing your boobs on a glowing red peice of steel and given a spatula to scrape them off