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If she cooks and fucks well, I bet you get more for her on EBay.
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The spooks come out at night.
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she doesnt have to cook or fuck - she makes clearing snow a 10 minute job, that's good enough for me.
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Can I just rent her occasionally?
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I'll have my way with both if I so wish... when you're dead.
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You know a snow blower can also be used like a wood chipper. It's a little messier, though.
The spooks come out at night.
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I wonder if it chips body parts well...
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I would have went down on you if you were here an hour ago with that.
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damn - I'll just add that to my growing list of missed opportunities.
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Your driveway is 5 fucking feet wide, why the hell do you need this thing?
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2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.
Plus with my back being as awful as it is, shoveling isn't the best thing I can be doing - I'd rather not be out of work again for 2 weeks with a slipped disc.
Not all of us can call "the help" to do it for us.
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Quote:2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.
With that much space one would never believe you lived in NYC.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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its not huge, but when over a foot of snow falls, it's a hell of a lot of shit to deal with.
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dont worry goaty, snow blowers are cool
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it was cool laughing at all the people who were using shovels, too.
no snow fell off my roof and onto me, either - sorry guys.
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may i ask how much one would need to purchase such a device?
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