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The Jays · 12-07-2003, 09:32 AM

I just finished having some sex. I will go out to pick up more condoms and have more sex.

Paper Boy · 12-07-2003, 12:28 PM

good for you. what did you have sex with?

The Sleeper · 12-07-2003, 01:01 PM

poke holes in them!

diceisgod · 12-07-2003, 02:45 PM

Well good luck with the sex!

Bland · 12-07-2003, 07:13 PM

The need to announce it shows it's rarity.

Mad · 12-07-2003, 07:30 PM

Buffalo Betty's.

Keyser Soze · 12-08-2003, 04:46 AM

Alert the media.

Hybrid · 12-08-2003, 04:54 AM

jays makes alot of shitty threads

Keyser Soze · 12-08-2003, 04:55 AM

he's too busy getting laid to entertain you.

The Jays · 12-08-2003, 07:36 AM

I'm back, everyone. I feel like a huge load has been lifted off of my shoulders and shot out of my penis.

Galt · 12-08-2003, 11:41 AM

It must be great to have that kind of a breakthrough with a woman; where you break through her panties, and finally her labia

Keyser Soze · 12-08-2003, 01:32 PM

congradulations on getting laid.

Galt · 12-08-2003, 02:14 PM

you learned that word from reading it on a cake at a graduation party, didn't you?

Keyser Soze · 12-08-2003, 02:37 PM

sorry webster.

The Sleeper · 12-09-2003, 02:55 AM

Galt Wrote:you learned that word from reading it on a cake at a graduation party, didn't you?

astonishing

Galt · 12-09-2003, 02:57 AM

I've never seen that on a cake.

Keyser Soze · 12-09-2003, 05:00 AM

i bet he pulled out just cause he couldnt wait to come and post this.

The Jays · 12-11-2003, 03:45 AM

Dude, it lasted only an hour and a half. Is this whats called premature ejaculation?

The morning sex lasted for about 45 minutes.

Danked · 12-11-2003, 03:59 AM

You're a great big shining star.

The Jays · 12-11-2003, 04:07 AM

I seriously am. They didn't need to use a plastic dong for Marky Mark. They coulda paid me $50 bucks and I could have been a stunt cock.