Sexy AIM convos

[GonzoStyle]

The day I leave jack in charge is the day suzie starts a thread where a shameful event from her past can be re-hashed and then act completely surprised and disgusted when it becomes the focal point of the thread.

[Goatweed]

so Jack really was in charge this whole time? I feel so used.

[GonzoStyle]

I leave you in charge and I end up de-admin'd.

what the fuck kinda leader are you captain sissy pants?

[Goatweed]

hey, the "real" leader did that - not me.

[The Jays]

hey, the "real" leader did that - not me.

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[Goatweed]

yeah! It was Jays all along - SHALOIN 4 LIFE!!!!!!!

[The Jays]

Speaking of Shaolin, I saw Method Man the other day in Sears. It was kinda hard to miss a tall black man wearing a fur coat carry a cardboard box with a stereo inside.

[Goatweed]

in the Staten Island Mall? That happens every day, dude.

[The Jays]

but it was Method Man this time!

[Goatweed]

did you get an autograph?

[The Jays]

I was scared of him.

[Goatweed]

I woulda gotten a John Hancock AND a pic from his cam-phone ('cause you know he'd got one of those)

[GonzoStyle]

Method Man is the coolest human being on earth, which is more than I can say for the cosby sweater wearer guy.

[Goatweed]

I haven't worn a sweater since that night - I hope you're fuckin' happy!

[GonzoStyle]

I bet you're eatin a puddin pop right now.

[Goatweed]

nope - but I had some pudding earlier.

[GonzoStyle]

Well at your advanced age it is to be expected, did you take a nap after such a trying experience as lifting a spoon?

[The Jays]

from what I gather, Gonzo was able to say the following and have every aspect of the quotation apply.

Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater.
[Imitating Cosby]
A Cosssssssby sweater!

[Goatweed]

damn dude, that's fuckin' close to what was actually said!!

Well at your advanced age it is to be expected, did you take a nap after such a trying experience as lifting a spoon?

I see you didn't find the funney while you were away...

[GonzoStyle]

Ofcourse I didn't find the funny while I was away, I couldn't possibly be funnier than I already am.