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Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 04:43 AM

Quote:Goatweed is one now, and HES MARRIED!

so where's the action?

The Jays · 12-22-2003, 04:46 AM

Well, I'm sure it's alot less work to get some action than it would be for the average bachelor.

Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 04:48 AM

yeah, true - but it's still work.

The Jays · 12-22-2003, 04:52 AM

Well, I'm sure you'd have more time and energy to invest if you weren't hauling a real pine tree home and watering it every December.

Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 04:54 AM

actually, the tree made it a lot easier to get action - you know, the Christmas Spirit, etc.

I highly recommend it.

The Jays · 12-22-2003, 04:55 AM

is Christmas Spirit the new nickname for GHB?

Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 04:56 AM

if not, I might capitalize on that - I could use the money.

The Jays · 12-22-2003, 04:58 AM

Goatweed Wrote:I could use the money.

money spent building that room for the midget n milkshakes, eh? I coul get that legalized for ya. :10:

2 tired 2 give N F · 12-22-2003, 05:02 AM

I want my buttons...I was promised buttons... :9:

The Jays · 12-22-2003, 05:05 AM

Oh, you'll get your buttons.

On a Cold Day in Hell, hahhahahahaha.

wait, no you won't. Sorry.

Mad · 12-22-2003, 05:05 AM

You get NOTHING and like it!

Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 05:30 AM

when and where were these buttons promised?

GonzoStyle · 12-22-2003, 05:38 AM

He's lying!!!

Goatweed · 12-22-2003, 05:42 AM

I thought as much.