I'm invincible.

[Galt]

I had a dream that I fell out of my building from 24 floors and I was trying to save myself (by shooting spider webs out of my hand, though none seemed to come out), and then I landed and bounced, and it hurt...but I didn't die.

And then I woke up.

Does that mean that I'm never going to die?

[GonzoStyle]

I used to have these dreams constantly, it would basically consist of me running from something and my only escape being through the window. I would just land like it was nothing. There's a fat joke there somewhere.

[IrishAlkey]

Big window.

[HedCold]

if you could shoot webs out of your hand i'd be soooo jealous

[IrishAlkey]

I can shoot webs into my hand.

[HedCold]

do you shoot web from your rape rod into meatflaps?

[IrishAlkey]

In 2001, yes.

[The Sleeper]

Does that mean that I'm never going to die?

yes

because if you die in your dream, you die in real life. So the inverse of that is that you will never die ever.

[IrishAlkey]

You're good at science.

[The Sleeper]

YES! ABSOLUTE ZERO!!

[IrishAlkey]

No need to call me names after I complimented you.

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[The Sleeper]

I like how you used the clickable smiley on top for extra sadness.

[IrishAlkey]

That shows how deep the emotional scar runs.

[Galt]

Does that mean that I'm never going to die?

yes

because if you die in your dream, you die in real life. So the inverse of that is that you will never die ever.

thank you for restating my obvious underlying assumption.

[Gooch]

I think it clearly shows that you are...


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