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Maynard is the best!!!!!!
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he is the king. everything he says about me is true. i am a loser, a pile of dung, a dingleberry. he is always right and i am always wrong. i bow before his magnificence. i apologize for everything mean i have ever said to or about him. i was merely jealous of his greatness and hoped to elevate my sorry ass self by bringing him down. i am vomit. my dream in life is to be more maynardish. please shit on me as i am deserving of it for all of things i was wrong about and he was right. shit on me, SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
Hey!!! I resemble those remarks!!!:poopain:
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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#3
Can we just rename this board AAM, All About Maynard?
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#4
arpi must have the record for most new threads. and they are all about maynard. thats gotta be SOME kind of record.
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#5
Quote:SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think you need our help in that department.
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#6
Am I the only one who thinks MayMay hacked Apri's account?
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#7
Until I saw the word "maynardish" I thought the same thing tomoato boy.
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#8
what's a tomoato boy? is that what you're developing in your basement these days? {:o}
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#9
Quote:what's a tomoato boy? is that what you're developing in your basement these days
I guess the thrill is gone with the eggplant.
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