Does anyone else have these urges? - no. Not gay ones.

[IrishAlkey]

Insanity might suit you better.

[diceisgod]

I want to do everything Tom Green does in Freddy Got Fingered.

[GonzoStyle]

I sing the "daddy would you like some sausage" song, daily.

[crx girl]

i've never had a hardon while riding in the car with my mum

[Goatweed]

MOM

[Galt]

I also want to punch people in the face. Just random people. Not much of a reason.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to beat an infant to death though.

[diceisgod]

"I see the problem here! You've got a little baby in your body!"

[Keyser Soze]

what the fuck is a mum?!?!!???!

[Goatweed]

a flower

[Keyser Soze]

welcome to America, now speak english not old english motherfucker!

[Galt]

I want to unzip my pants and piss on the floor under my desk right now.

I'm on the trading floor. For how many days do you think I can piss on the floor before people start to realize it?

These are the things that go through my head on a consistent basis.

[diceisgod]

"I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!"

[GonzoStyle]

I had the urge to punch tricia in the face when I read her post.

[The Sleeper]

yea I always have urges to do the wrongest thing possible in any situation.

[crx girl]

I had the urge to punch tricia in the face when I read her post.

sorry about that

[GonzoStyle]

I remember this one time we were outside smoking and sleeper told crackhitler "I could kick your ass" and then was all like "hahahahaha i'm just joking"... it was intense.

[Galt]

I remember one time we were outside and I specifically told Gonzo not to blow smoke on me and he did it anyway. I wish I stabbed HIM with the fork instead of the railing.

[GonzoStyle]

man that was a riot.

[Black Lazerus]

Why the fuck would you stab a railing with a fork?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

ahahahahha freddy got fingered references!