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There's some stupid flick on TV my mom was watching, I asked her what this crap was. It's a story about this mother whose son admitted to commiting a murder to her. So she has to come to the decision of keeping the secret or turning him in.
So ofcourse I ask her the rational question, "if i commited murder would you turn me in?"
without hesitation she says "yes"
I said what the fuck!!!! she explained that she would have to cause I would be a psychotic killer.
I said "why would I be psychotic, what if it was an accident"
she replied "I know you, if it's you then it's psychotic"
Then I ask "but what if it was an accident? I'd never turn you in".
hey reply was "well thats you"
she'd fuckin turn me in, how could you turn in your own family?
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no. my parents give me money. my sisters on the other hand would be g g g g gonnnnnnnne.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:she replied "I know you, if it's you then it's psychotic" i'm sorry, but that really made me laugh
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she fuckin said all that too, I am in a state of shock.
this is really what she thinks of me, that I am some kind of psycho.
I told her to watch her back from now on, she told me to wash my ass.. I said "I said watch, not wash." she said "I know".... I had nothing and just left.
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you should have your mom register when you quit at 20K. it would be like the second coming.
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i'd never rat on you. & i'd miss if you left.
but i really really needed that laugh.
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Mad, you certainly never fail to amaze.
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Quote:she replied "I know you, if it's you then it's psychotic"
She's right.
Hey if it happens call me I will help you get rid of the body.
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You gonna hide it under your junk?
GS, I think your mom is right about the psychotic thing, but turning you in would be fucked up. She could at least throw you out and disavow any knowledge of your existence instead.
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how does your mom know you have a dirty ass? you walking around naked in front of your moms? she is right, you are psychotic. thats just sick!
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i didnt. :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:could at least throw you out and disavow any knowledge of your existence instead.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
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but the police would catch you. there would be some witness who would say, "it was some kid with a dirty ass!". then they would post artists renderings of your dirty ass and then someone would point you out in a crowd and then BAM! the end of the dirty assed killer.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I could live with that but not my own mother turning me in. It's not even that but she didn't even think it over, she answered so quick.
Then she ZINGED me!!!
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moms is WACK!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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For the first time in a long time, I agree with you.
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No reward either, she's cold as ice.
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