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I think me moving out would be the reward.
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Classic.
She not only doesn't have to support you any more, but her house won't smell like ass.
She's a smart woman, your mother.
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And no more of those freaky looking kids from your message board coming over.
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Ya, true.
When Gomez was over, did it play out like when Walter Cunningham came over to the Finchs' house for dinner?
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My mom actually liked sleeper, as far as gomez.....
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this was a Seinfeld episode.
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GS = George (Can*tstandya)?
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GonzoStyle Wrote:There's some stupid flick on TV my mom was watching, I asked her what this crap was. It's a story about this mother whose son admitted to commiting a murder to her. So she has to come to the decision of keeping the secret or turning him in.
So ofcourse I ask her the rational question, "if i commited murder would you turn me in?"
without hesitation she says "yes"
I said what the fuck!!!! she explained that she would have to cause I would be a psychotic killer.
I said "why would I be psychotic, what if it was an accident"
she replied "I know you, if it's you then it's psychotic"
Then I ask "but what if it was an accident? I'd never turn you in".
hey reply was "well thats you"
she'd fuckin turn me in, how could you turn in your own family? Remeber this in 20 years when you gain power of attorney and the nursing homes are running promotional discounts.
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Galt Wrote:this was a Seinfeld episode. I never, ever, ever, ever liked seinfeld and I am disgusted to even the slightest implication of me rehashing a seinfeld episode.
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But what about a "To Kill a Mockingbird" similiarity?
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look at the TV listings for tonight, the movie was on lifetime at 9PM. I'm surprised you missed it.
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would you turn your mother in?
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its not that you have ethics, shes got her set of ethics and you have yours. what if she killed someone you care about?
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Yeah... what if she killed me?
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I'd beat that bitch with a bat.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:its not that you have ethics, shes got her set of ethics and you have yours. what if she killed someone you care about? Under no circumstances would I ever turn my mom in, unless she tried to kill me and even then I would handle it myself and choke her and the dog.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Galt Wrote:this was a Seinfeld episode. I never, ever, ever, ever liked seinfeld and I am disgusted to even the slightest implication of me rehashing a seinfeld episode. I wouldn't turn you in til you said this.
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