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about two years or so ago, a friend of mine was in taco bell with a bunch of friends. while there, he had to take a shit. not wanting to physically touch the taco bell toilet seat, he hovered above it, and proceeded to crap. hes not the brightest kid and didnt position his anus in the right spot, so he crapped into his pants rather than the toilet. His solution - he took off his pants and boxers, and just threw his boxers into the toilet and left the bathroom.
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Well you should be. I'm highly intelligent.
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In Soviet Russia, pants take crap on you!
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where's Snuka with his shit sig when you need him?
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that story made me giggle
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in Soviet Russia, you make story giggle!
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I don't believe it i think your lying to us.
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Did he leave the taco bell bottomless? Or did he put his shitted up pants back on and just left the boxers?
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no the shit fell into the boxers mainly. there probably was some residue on the pants, but not enough to deter him from putting them back on.
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He shoulda put them in a plastic bag like my co-worker did.
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