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Arpikarhu Wrote:i think that you keep posting these stories about girls you have fucked and girls you are going to fuck as overcompensation for being completly unable to get laid. ![[Image: pot.gif]](http://www.paintbasket.co.za/graphics/pot.gif) (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>
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And I am referring to all the money you make or all the money you supposedly make.
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the money i make
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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You should make more money than all of us. shit you have been on the earth twice as long.
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Galt Wrote:well, OK, that's a lie; I'm sure I have about something.
But I've never made up anything having to do with scoring with women. I've had sex with exactly two girls since I've been living in NYC. you are an admitted liar. i cannot believe you in regards to this woman. its a lie and we all know it. i have already given the reason for this lie.
share the truth galt, it will set you free
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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she's 21. Not a girl; not yet a woman.
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take a picture. she sounds like a girl i know.
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Black Lazerus Wrote:You should make more money than all of us. shit you have been on the earth twice as long. gooch, stop hacking laz's account!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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that keyser is long gone, this is keyser 2.0
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I think Galt is short one kidney right now.
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or he's been having sex for 22 hours
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no sex. Other stuff, just no sex.
Saturday I sleep in Xanadu; better known as the sorority house where 7 of her sisters live. I'm sure copious amounts of bra-and-pantie pillow fights and lesbianism will occur.
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Trim your pubes to ensure maximum blow job time.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
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Although she had nothing to do today, she woke up at 7:30 so she could cook me pancakes before I left for work.
Then she cleaned all of my brother's dishes and made my bed.
I would be shocked if she gives head. Hell, she doesn't even kiss with an open mouth. I think she may actually be 11 years old.
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Quote:I think she may actually be 11 years old.
Kid toucher! Maybe, Michael Jackson or R. Kelly to hook you up with some pointers on "scoring".
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Make sure you tape it too. Just for posterity.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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She wants you to love her.
This is all part of her wooing ritual.
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but you can't.</center>
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If you aren’t looking to be in a committed relationship with this girl. You are going to have problems with her.
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