So what's going to happen - 1n 24 hours

[drusilla]

that is really weird. unlike any hofstra / long island chick i know.

[IrishAlkey]

She fucks with her legs closed.

[Galt]

I am probably double her weight. She'll do whatever I want.

[The Sleeper]

throw her out the window

[IrishAlkey]

That's a rape threat.

Save this as evidence.

[Galt]

I think it's pretty obvious to the police that the sarcasm brackets were implied and that she told me earlier that she likes rough sex.

[IrishAlkey]

This is totally admissible.

[The Sleeper]

I think the police require sarcasm brackets in writing.

[HedCold]

remember how bud bundy always made a big deal about being with a girl

[The Sleeper]

remember when bud bundy made a rap album?

[HedCold]

grand master b!

[IrishAlkey]

Bed Wetter B

[Galt]

I will either find out that it's a joke, or that someone's paying her.

There is no other explaination.

[HedCold]

or that someone's paying her.

your brother

[HedCold]

maybe he's posting on a messageboard to all his e-friends about how he is pulling the greatest prank ever on his brother, and how there will be a dvd coming out

[Galt]

maybe she wants to be with an older guy to show her the ropes and teach her all about sex. Boy is she going to be disappointed.

[drusilla]

i am giddy with anticipation

[Silera]

Everything you've posted about this girl indicates to me that she is putting on an act so you will fall in love with her.

[Galt]

so then she'll probably let me have a threesome with one of her hot sisters? I'd love that.

[IrishAlkey]

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