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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
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02-27-2004, 05:33 PM
Because she was a woman!


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02-27-2004, 05:39 PM
Your sig is wacky.
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02-27-2004, 05:40 PM
honk honk
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02-27-2004, 05:41 PM
The vulture doesn't want to eat it.
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02-27-2004, 05:43 PM
The vulture is going to say Grace first.
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02-27-2004, 05:50 PM
i cant drive either :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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02-27-2004, 06:05 PM
why did you wait so long to learn?
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#8
02-27-2004, 06:08 PM
It makes no sense to learn how to drive in New York city since there is adequate public transportation to take you where ever you want to go. Similarly, it makes little sense to take showers since everyone in NYC smells like dog shit.
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02-27-2004, 06:10 PM
exactly
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

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02-27-2004, 06:12 PM
I agree with you for the most part, but in Staten Island driving is pretty much a requirement. if I grew up in the city I probably wouldn't have learned until later in life either, I suppose.
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02-27-2004, 06:15 PM
i never lived in staten island.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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02-27-2004, 06:17 PM
then consider yourself lucky.
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02-27-2004, 06:19 PM
i do
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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