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unconfirmed new world record!!
#1
i just sneezed 11 times in a row!! i almost blew my face off!

i would like to thank my trainer and everybody else who sacrificed so that i could make this attempt. i also would liket o thank my parents. finally i want to give a shout out the the best country in the world, U.S.A.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
You probably never sneezed in your life.
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#3
the proof is my spittle covered monitor.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#4
you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
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#5
You don't have a monitor.
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#6
Goatweed Wrote:you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
i usually do but by sneeze number 8 my limbs were flailing about and i lost alot of motor control.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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Arpikarhu Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
i usually do but by sneeze number 8 my limbs were flailing about and i lost alot of motor control.
maybe it's time to dust the apartment?
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#8
What apartment?
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#9
I assumed he lived in one since he just got approved for a mortgage on a house.

Maybe it's allergies?
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#10
i think it was just a nasal freak out!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#11
You bought the mortgage approval story?

That's why you live in SI.
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#12
dont listen goatweed, its the thalidomide talking!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#13
the only acceptable amount of sneezes in a row is 2. Any more is a sign of schizophrenia
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#14
Arpikarhu Wrote:i think it was just a nasal freak out!
It was trying to kill you for torturing it.
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#15
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Arpikarhu Wrote:i think it was just a nasal freak out!
It was trying to kill you for torturing it.
i deny that! it had just as much fun as the rest of me!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#16
the mortgage story was just that? a story?

Say it ain't so!!
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#17
i ahve appointments to see 4 houses on monday. i am quite excited!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#18
Make sure the family inside doesn't catch you peering through their windows.
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#19
thats half the fun of it!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#20
i'm pretty sure alkey's too young to be a thalidomide baby. i did once see that guy with no arms who played guitar with his feet for the pope. that was cool, but i'm pretty sure it was banned by the 70's.

i don't think i've ever hit 11 but i often sneeze more than 5 times in a row. it's annoying
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