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You fucking douchebag - Yeah, you...
#1
What the fuck are you talking about?

Why is it that when ever it worked you say "we"?

But, when something goes wrong it's "you"?

Shut the fuck up you fuckin' douchebag...
Big brown... what?
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#2
why is it when you get an A in school you say "I got an A"

But if you get a low grade you say "the teacher gave me a D"?

Huh Barch?
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#3
Fuck you...

It's different when I do it
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#4
why is it that when my kids act up they're MY kids and when they're nice and polite they're HER kids? What? I inherited the fuck-up gene in the family?
Have a great day!
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#5
yes and the classic...

"thank god we won the super bowl"

but

"we lost the game"

it's never that bastard god that let us down...
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#6
I'm sorry...It's all my fault...
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#7
Quote:What? I inherited the fuck-up gene in the family?
i think i got that gene too grumpy!
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#8
WE don't really give a fuck about YOU.
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#9
Quote:WE don't really give a fuck about YOU.
i should hope you're not talking to me, bm!
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#10
If you could kick the shit out of your shadow, Would you?Rolleyes
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#11
yes
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#12
Are you fuckers mocking me?
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#13
no
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#14
Good.

I refuse to be mocked...
especially when it's their fault.
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#15
good for you
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#16
OK, every time you hit the "print" button... Do you go stand in front of the printer with your hands in your pockets and watch each line print with that look of emense anticipation like a child on christmas eve???

Well this fuckin' douchbag does. And, it's really pissin' the barch off.
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#17
Why...Is the printer in your office?

**Not mocking you, just asking**
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#18
Because he picked it out. So, it needed desperately to be attached to his computer.

Huge can of worms here... Just trust me... he's a fuckin' douchebag
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#19
Get a copy of that Communist Manifesto from AM & print it. See if he still likes to watch it then. :firebounce:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

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#20
AHHHHH!!!!

I can't fucking stand it any longer.

I've got to kill this fucking douchebag.

I'm probably going to get fired for taking the life of a partner. So, if anyone knows of any job openings...
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