Today I am going to tell a humorous lie

[Bloody Anus]

I'm going to tell people at work that I walked in on Dave (the socially retarded guy) pissing at the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down to the floor.

I'm not really sure what I hope to accomplish, but he really reminds me of that kid in school that always pissed with his pants down.

[QuickStop]

yeah we had a retarded kid that did that in elementary school. but hed do it in the stall...door open...pantsless

[Mad]

It would work better if there was a huge pile of shit in the urinal to blame on him. He just might kill himself after a month of being know as the piss shitter.

[Galt]

You should call him "drop-trou"

[diceisgod]

Call him a rapist and a child molestor

[Galt]

"nigger-lover"

[diceisgod]

"democrat"

[GonzoStyle]

Tell people he posts on internet message boards, people always think im retarded when I tell them so maybe they'll think he's even more retarded than before.

[Galt]

The fact that I have ever posted on a messageboard will not be told to my future wife until after the wedding.

[GonzoStyle]

My mom thinks I am a complete geek and should get real friends.

I was all like "SHUT UP, THEY ARE MY FRIENDS!!!"

Then she started shaking her head in disgust and I ran off crying.

[Splatterpunk]

Gonzo doesn't have a real mom. His dream is to be a real boi 1 day.

[Bloody Anus]

The other day, he mentioned something about almost qutting, then about an hour after he left, called me at work, woke me up, to ask me not to tell anybody about what he said. Then another hour later he called again to ask me what he called to tell me about earlier. I told him that he told me that he was a homosexual. He laughed at first, then I was like 'no, I'm serious', and hung up a few seconds later. He never called back.