This is the thread where you mock me

[The Sleeper]

for being a 21 year old virgin who has no clue about anything female related

[HedCold]

isn't that what this board is for?

[The Sleeper]

yea, but i'd rather it be concentrated in this one thread

[HedCold]

you haven't learned anything from watching amateur slamming nastys in da hood?

[The Jays]

did you not get anything last night?

[The Sleeper]

I got a cup and a koosh ball from Dave and Busters

[The Jays]

was the point of the other evening for you to try and get close to a girl?

[The Sleeper]

who has no clue about anything female related

[The Jays]

next time, just drop down and start eating her pussy like a roast beef sandwich.

[Kid Afrika]

For Christ's sake man... even I, a fat black man, got some white trim by the age of 19. what are you, picky?

Just lay the pipe to anything that's breathing and has a vagina. They wanna fuck, you're just scared to close the deal. ABC, my friend, Always Be Closing.

You should hang with Keyser. You'll be banging fat non-existent redheads in Las Vegas tomorrow.

[The Sleeper]

that non-existent red head was pretty hot

[Gooch]

i believe keyser banged her. i just wish he share. fuckin selfish prick.

[diceisgod]

That whole Virgina thing really confused the shit out of him i bet. That's why he used to mock me mercilessly.

[Gooch]

hick

[Galt]

I thought that said "Virginia" for a good 6 months. I thought you'd moved.

[diceisgod]

Grumpy Gooch chimes in.

[Gooch]

Tillman got laid at 16 years old. All hail Tillman!!!

[diceisgod]

Tillman has a better chance of getting pussy. ZIIIIING!!

[drusilla]

what are we going to do with you

[Black Lazerus]

Sleepers fate