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This is the thread where you mock me
#41
What I really want to know is <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>How the hell do you go through FOUR YEARS OFF COLLEGE AND NOT GET LAID????</span>

Isn't that the purpose of it in the first place?
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#42
He studied so that he'd be at the top of his class, that way all the jobs would beat a path to his door. Looks like that worked out well.
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#43
It's really not that hard.
Start with baby steps.
Fuck a greasy fat chick whom you feel is beneath you.

Your confidence will build from there and hey, who knows, you just may luck out and attain both goals of deflowering yourself and doing some anal.



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#44
he'll judge his women by their record collection.
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#45
Galt Wrote:in that picture, Sleeper has the male model hair, the "I'm so don't care about how I look that I wear grungy T-shirts" that Justin Timberlake and Colin Farrel have made so famous, and he is showing pure precision at a bar sport which shows that he's a party animal -- rather than going to bars and trying desperately to pick up chicks, he just goes to the corner and puts on a physical display of machismo, thus drawing the ladies via his pheremomes.
i am such an artist
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#46
In order to make Sleeper feel better, I will share some truth.

I did not get laid in my last three years of college. It was really not until the last five years when I really got comfortable with the ladies and realized that they are subhuman not deserving of my respect and I had no reason to be shy and/or nervous around them. Now I do better.


There.
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#47
i guess that's why they always say "nice guys finish last"
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#48
Galt Wrote:In order to make Sleeper feel better, I will share some truth.

I did not get laid in my last three years of college. It was really not until the last five years when I really got comfortable with the ladies and realized that they are subhuman not deserving of my respect and I had no reason to be shy and/or nervous around them. Now I do better.


There.
as show with the skinny chick you were trying to bang
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#49
Galt Wrote:I did not get laid in my last three years of college.
you must be some kind of loser to not get laid in 3 years, let alone 3 years at college.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#50
Arpikarhu Wrote:
Galt Wrote:I did not get laid in my last three years of college.
you must be some kind of loser to not get laid in 3 years, let alone 3 years at college.
I have not gotten laid in 21 years, thus I am 7 times the loser he is. Now mock me already so I can move on with life!!!
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#51
Quote:I have not gotten laid in 21 years, thus I am 7 times the loser he is
CITE YOUR SOURCES!!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#52
Alright, Arpi has convinced me that I am not a virgin. This thread is over.
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#53
i got laid my first year of college :banana:
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#54
whoo hoo for you!
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#55
I bet that's some sort of record
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#56
you people didnt get laid until college?
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#57
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#58
i was/am a loser
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#59
so lets get everyone's ages out there
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#60
12 for sex
13 for head
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