I'm switching from Camel Lights to Ultralights...

[Danked]

does that make me a faggot? :2:

[Keyser Soze]

no but it makes you likely to die slightly later.

[Goatweed]

the green paint is a bit homo-ish, however.

[The Sleeper]

Having an oral fixation with a phallic shaped object is not homoerotic in the least.

[Danked]

the green paint is a bit homo-ish, however.

It's all over my fingernails. I tried scrubbing harder, but it's still all around the edges of my nails. It's a great color.

Just like my lucky t-shirt!

[Black Lazerus]

Use Denatured or rubbing alcohol if it was latex-based paint. will lift it right off.

[Danked]

But it looks so pretty.

[Danked]

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
(Whom? Whom?)
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
(Whom?)

[Galt]

You've come a long way, baby!

[Danked]

I just laid toilet paper down on the seat and peed, or rather tinkled, sitting down.

It was quite nice.

[Galt]

it makes it so much easier to do your toenails in that position, doesn't it?

[Danked]

I would never take my shoes off in a mens room.

That's just icky.

[diceisgod]

Mr. Cd Nazi should be paying you a visit soon.

[crx girl]

i usually get ultra lights if they have them these days. i don't know if that helps at all

[Mad]

Ultra light cancer sounds so nice.

[Keyser Soze]

ultra light tumors!

[LZMF1]

why not just quit smoking?

think of the money you'd save and the years you'd add on to your life.

[Black Lazerus]

that is the stupidest suggestion I have ever heard.

[LZMF1]

lemme guess laz.....you smoke kools or newports right?

[Danked]

If I tried quitting smoking now, I'd be stabbing my customers in their fucking eyes.

I continue to smoke for the good of mankind.