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quite possibly the best vacation resort ever
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Quote:Picture yourself in the ultimate tropical paradise. Warm trade winds, crystal clear waters, lush volcanic islands and deserted moonlit beaches have you completely relaxed and at ease.

Are you there yet? Upon arrival at our splendid villa, you and your friends are greeted by an extraordinary welcoming party. A stunning array of attractive, sensual women, selectively picked from the most exotic regions of the world.

Quote:Define Adult Entertainment!
For those of you unfamiliar with the Escort Service Industry, the above phrase is used to describe the full service provided by a female escort or in this case the travel companion. The adult interaction is guaranteed and leaves nothing out.

Viking's Adult Fantasy Resort

I wish I had found this out last year.
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#3
A new place for Russian whores and aren't you married?
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#4
one can never have too many Russian whores and yes, I'm married :

Quote:Can I bring the wife along?
Sure why not . . . anything's possible! While our core business caters to the adventurous male, we have been seeing an increase in couples who are seeking the ultimate threesome experience. For this reason we have created our special " Couples Threesome Package".
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#5
sounds like a vacation for geeks who need to pay to get laid.
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#6
Is paying for it any worse than making up stories about redheads?
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#7
why is it so hard to believe?
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#8
In the end, you always pay for it.
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#9
you could have up to 4 redheads at this place - and have them every night for 4 nights!
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#10
One redhead is more then enough. I'd have a blond, brunette and gook to round out that party of five.
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#11
Keyser Soze Wrote:why is it so hard to believe?
Because we have seen your face.
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#12
I don't care if everyone is just playing and purpetrating the bit that Keyser lied. I believe that despite his sweaty and lumpy face, he banged her.

He has remained steadfast in his story, and didn't make a big deal of it.

If no one else does, I believe you.
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#13
they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.
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#14
Goatweed Wrote:they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.
Winner of the stock market thing pays for everyone.
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Mad Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.
Winner of the stock market thing pays for everyone.
go HDI!!
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#16
Galt Wrote:I don't care if everyone is just playing and purpetrating the bit that Keyser lied. I believe that despite his sweaty and lumpy face, he banged her.

He has remained steadfast in his story, and didn't make a big deal of it.

If no one else does, I believe you.
make sure to write the word "purpetrating" a lot of times in your "i'm a big boy now", stockbroker memos.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#17
he spells it purpletraitor
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