Drinking and Driving - The luckiest guy in the world

[Kid Afrika]

Don't drink and drive. Escpecially if you have only one arm and are from Texas.

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[Black Lazerus]

On your death bed I will be there to collect my 5 minutes sir.

[Kid Afrika]

Good luck!

The way I'm living, I'll have none to spare.

[GonzoStyle]

and what way is that?

[Kid Afrika]

Fast and hard. Rock AND Roll!!!

Ah, who am I kidding? I'm going to die of... well something that has to do with inactivity, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.

[GonzoStyle]

inactivity, drinking and smoking... hmmm

so a natural death, eh?

[Galt]

A good friend of my little sister's died last week in a drunk driving accident.

This was the third drunk driving accident he'd been in. His first one he was bedridden for months with pins in his hip and a multitude of other injuries. Then the last time, he wrapped his brand new truck around a tree.

Now this time, he had no seatbelt on, got thrown out the passenger window after crashing into the guardrail.

The only saving grace was that the only person the idiot hurt was himself since it was a one care accident. Well that an his widow and baby.

[Kid Afrika]

That's totally contradictory to what typically happens, but it's great. The fucker got what he deserved. His family will suffer, but with a guy like that, they may be better off without him.