I dunno what to think now...

[GonzoStyle]

Theres this guy I work with and he's real cool and stuff but I went to the bathroom and I noticed he was in one of the stalls. I know this cause I seen his shoes at the bottom of the stall and he wears these ugly old beige penny loafers.

Now I am at the urinal takin a piss and I hear him breathin all heavy and moaning... I thinks to myself "no fuckin way". He must not have heard me and he's all panting and I figure ok, maybe hes just havin a rough time gettin his shit out. Then as I am getting ready to go and wash my hands I hear "oh yeah baby, like that"... I am sure no one else was in the stall with him.. I mean I had some good shits but I have a sneaking suspicion he was jerking off.. so I turn on the faucet and then he stops all of sudden and I hear him say really low "fuck", so I am thinkin my assumptions may have been correct.

I know hes been havin problems with his woman at home but this is kinda ridiculous, poor bastard.

I dunno if he knew it was me but when I went outside for a smoke, he went to shake my hand and I just have him the power to the people fist and I think he knew, he hasnt spoken to me since... I feel kinda weird around him now... he's staring at me from across the room as we speak... he's still staring... ok he's walking towards me

[HedCold]

mood wrecker!

[Velociti]

thats pretty pathetic if you hear someone come in and you continue to crank it

[GonzoStyle]

He didnt hear me when I came in, he was too into it I guess. He finally noticed when I turned on the sink to wash my hands.. I didnt actually wash them cause I just wanted to get outta there... so now I have pee pee hands.

[IrishAlkey]

Is he reading this?

:clueless:

[GonzoStyle]

he's eating pizza right now and talking to someone, when the person he's talking to offered him fries and he stuck his hand in the fries... I cringed.

[Velociti]

that makes my mcd's fries look much less delicious now

thanks

[IrishAlkey]

Ask him for some hair gel!

[GonzoStyle]

holy shit, so thats whats in his fuckin hair!!!

He has that retard spiked hair style, he looks like sonic the hedgehog...OMG!!!

[Buttmunch]

Let him jerk you off some time.

It'll make you feel better.

[GonzoStyle]

His hands are very rough, you could strike a match on them.

[GonzoStyle]

Holy fuck, he just walked by and winked at me... that was so fuckin creepy.

[Keyser Soze]

im too scared to jerk off at work.

[IrishAlkey]

Boogie man?

[Galt]

who refers to their own hand as "yeah, baby"

[IrishAlkey]

I was thinking the same thing!

That's fucking weird.

[Hawt Baux]

Watch yourself, he might try the old pubes on the coke can trick!

[GonzoStyle]

I was too freaked out to even think of that part.

Update, he got some coffee and spilled a bit so he ran his finger up the cup and licked it clean... so fuckin gross!!!

[IrishAlkey]

Gonzo can't resist a tastey sodie.

[GonzoStyle]

I just tossed my coffee, thanks.