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the tao of suburbia
#1
when raking the leaves, beware the wind for it is your enemy
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
i prefer the Tao of Pooh.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.



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#3
think before ringing cause no costume - no candy
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#4
Why are you doing landscaper work?

Hire Jose, Jesus and friends and all your lawn care problems will be theirs.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#5
as all things contain good and evil , so the muck in your gutters makes good compost
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#6
Getting all set for some organic gardening in the spring?
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#7
dont call the super, for you are the super
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#8
one must find inner balance between the greenness of the lawn and the amount of the water bill.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#9
one day the wind will come and blow arpi down, blow him down on his rake and hopefully face first.
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#10
broadway queens make good neighbors
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#11
as the new tree will grow, beware the water pipe when planting.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#12
Arpikarhu Wrote:as the new tree will grow, beware the water pipe when planting.
^^^^^ this is very good advice.
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#13
Keyser Soze Wrote:broadway queens make good neighbors
Fuck you!
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#14
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:broadway queens make good neighbors
Fuck you!
I'd pay cash money to see you singing showtunes.
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#15
I did Uptown Girl last sunday at kareoke.

I also did a fab rendition of Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
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#16
Did anyone in the audience yell "we want cunt!!"
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#17
I did this in my "real" life so, no.
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#18
So in real life you do billy joel and drowning pool songs to show your range.

Much improved!
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#19
I also did Summer Wind and Friends in Low Places.
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#20
I see that theres a pattern forming here.

next you'll be telling me you did somewhere over the rainbow followed up by devil went down to georgia.
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