December seventh, a date which will live in infamy

[GonzoStyle]

It was 7 years ago today that I forced my girlfriend to have an abortion, she cried afterwards and told me that we're going to hell. I said that atleast we didnt have to be bothered with a screaming shit machine who would eventually grow up to become an ungrateful fuck and end up costing me thousands in bail money and rehab... we kinda broke up after that.

[Gooch]

I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

[Mad]

Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?

[Buttmunch]

I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

I guess that's better than feeling like the U.S.S. Arizona.

[Gooch]

yeah, i hate that sinking feeling

[Mad]

Shit dick.

[GonzoStyle]

Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?

I said I took her to get one, i ain't no fuckin savage.

[TheGMANN]

I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

Was this a massage with a "happy ending" ?

[Gooch]

she knew the way to my heart

[GonzoStyle]

I woulda been an awesome dad.

[Goatweed]

you would have ripped him apart the first time he touched your DVD's.

[IrishAlkey]

You never run out of stories.

[Keyser Soze]

he's like the readers digest of sociopaths

[GonzoStyle]

You never run out of stories.

It wasn't really much of a story just a vaugue description of the event. If it was a story I would have included the part where I said "plus it's gonna ruin your pussy forever".