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It was 7 years ago today that I forced my girlfriend to have an abortion, she cried afterwards and told me that we're going to hell. I said that atleast we didnt have to be bothered with a screaming shit machine who would eventually grow up to become an ungrateful fuck and end up costing me thousands in bail money and rehab... we kinda broke up after that.
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I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.
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Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?
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yeah, i hate that sinking feeling
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I woulda been an awesome dad.
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you would have ripped him apart the first time he touched your DVD's.
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You never run out of stories.
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he's like the readers digest of sociopaths