Children don't let Parents drive home drunk...

[2 tired 2 give N F]

Except me. What a trip...swirving all over the place, hits a curb and then when the parkway splits she drives up on the median (another curb) and bottoms the car out to only later say that she did it on purpose while slurring and not being able to stand up straight. My 18 yr. old sister in the back was cryin for her to let me drive but you know how parents are...NEVER LISTEN TO THE KIDS EVEN WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT...so basically I was lucky it was snowing, and there were very few cars out and everyone was taking it slow...cause otherwise only God knows what could have happened.

Also, I found out my alcohol tolerance is higher than my mom's which is quite cool and seein her slurring and not bein able to walk straight was quite funny after she had parked the car. And speaking of parking she said she didn't see the DRESSER!!!1 in the damn space. My sister and to jump out and move it so she didn't hit it. Best 12/26 ever!! Scary as hell then, funny as hell now.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah a real bunch of laughs there, especially if she woulda plowed into someone and killed them, everyone would be LOL'ing and using emoticons.

[HedCold]

reading the news article about the accident would have been a real roflmao moment

[Bloody Anus]

Yeah but it was snowing, so it was completely safe and legal. Nobody gets into accidents in the snow, everyone knows that!

[crx girl]

wait til you get that call to go pick up your mom's car because they're hauling her off to jail, that's hilarious

[The Sleeper]

i know i would be LOL'ing if you rammed into a pole and died

[The Jays]

Meanwhile 14,000 other people died today

[crx girl]

yeah, that's some fucked up shit

[Sir O]

Meanwhile 14,000 other people died today

Bringing forth the RAPTURE!!

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Hello Jesus.......i Hear Ya Knockin

[Mad]

Is your sister hot?

[Goatweed]

I hope you were all wearing seatbelts.

[TheGMANN]

Seriously, how could have gone through the trouble of typing this and not think that you and your family are fucking assholes ??? Your mom for driving drunk and you and whomever was in the car for not stopping her. What part of your fucking deluded brain actually thought that posting this thread was a fucking "nifty idea" ???? Do us all a favor next time and kill yourself and your family.

[Black Lazerus]

gmann acts like he never drove home drunk

[TheGMANN]

Yeah I did.....and I always realized how FUCKING STUPID it was for me to do it, but I never posted about it on a message board trying to make light of it. "Gee....I almost died today and killed other people...wouldnt that be funny. YUCK YUCK YUCK!"

[The Jays]

Yeah, seriously, if you're gonna drive drunk, at least feel really bad doing it.

[GonzoStyle]

You are sooooooo lucky opie can't read this thread, otherwise i'd have had to shut this bitch down.

[Arpikarhu]

i bet this thread didnt go as planned for 2 2.