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Would anyone be so kind
#1
as to tie me up,
beat me about the head and neck,
then plow me with a strap on from behind......

I am in a mood for romance tonight.
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#2
Quote:as to tie me up,
beat me about the head and neck,

I'm surprised there haven't been any responses/takers for this yet.:-D
#3
Quote:as to tie me up,
beat me about the head and neck,
then plow me with a strap on from behind......

I am in a mood for romance tonight.

I'm dissapointed in you... I can't even believe you stooped this low.. The least you could have said was please.:burnfucker:
#4
Slow day Ken?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#5
Aside from the strap on part, you've painted a fantasy of mine. Broad strokes yes, but painted.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
#6
You want romace in a tie?
You want to tie up Roe & hit them with a Mance?
Forget Romance you want some beats?

:crackhead:
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#7
Quote:You want romace in a tie?
You want to tie up Roe & hit them with a Mance?
Forget Romance you want some beats?

I'd really just preferred to be tied to some sort of apparatus and be whipped and beaten and possibly strangled to the point of near death by some hot chick with definite force.

Not as poetic I know but when you're depraved you really have no time to be so.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
#8
Depraved? where... I thought everyone liked that.....

Where's the handbook, I'm falling behind again!
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>

Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#9
It was a typical Ken thread......

UNTIL IKEA COMES DOWN TO THE BUS!

not only that but made me laugh as well!!!

just for ikea...this thread will not be locked or deleted. :loveya:
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#10
Quote:It was a typical Ken thread......
sorry, should I have included a picture of someone with shit dripping out their nostrils?
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