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This weekend I was thinking about what women I wish weren't famous for what they're doing now and instead, were doing porn to try and "make it".
Alicia Keys, Brooke Burke, Hillary Duff and Beyonce were my top choices.
The african element here is disturbing considering I'm a white - Republican racist.
Their music really doesn't benefit me as much as if they were having a train run on them by the Harlem Globetrotters.
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Alicia Keys has the body of a pear.
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jessica alba, jessica piel, jessica simpson, jennifer garner, jennifer lopez, angelina jolie, charlize theron, jennifer love hewitt, mandy moore, the chick from lost (evangeline lily?)
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Yeah Alicia Keys is not very attractive...
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halle berry, desperate housewives, mary kate and ashley olsen, gina gershon, anna kournakova, maria sharapova, that softball chick, jennie finch, brooke burke, ashley judd, salma hayek
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I have to agree with Keyser, it's also obvious he's spent way too much time thinking about it.
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halle berry, desperate housewives, mary kate and ashley olsen, gina gershon, anna kournakova, maria sharapova, that softball chick, jennie finch, brooke burke, ashley judd, salma hayek
Huh?
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Keyser is right in his mandy moore suggestion.
Who doesn't want that innocent smile wiped off her face by a big, black, veiny cock??
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I do. I wanna see her get a black cock in her ass like getting a tentacle in a hentai movie.
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I want to see Deborah Messing of Will & Grace fame getting choked by an abnormally large set of testicles.
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rather than rehash the same names...here's some you may or may not have forgotten
Shakira, Lucy Lu, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, and Bridget Moynahan
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How old is she?
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according to IMDB she's soon to be 21
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gina gershon & angelina jolie (if mr & mrs smith was rated r instead of pg-13 the fight between her & brad pitt could have been the greatest scene ever captured on film)
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it's a trick question. All women should be porn stars.
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Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Jessica Simpson jessica alba, tara reid, joss stone, selma hayek, Mischa Barton, Brittany Murphy, Keira Knightley and Jennifer Connelly
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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Keira Knightley/Natalie Portman is already moonlighting in porn as Cytheria.
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Cytheria is disgusting. She's a fake squirter.
There still isn't a woman in porn who can hold a candle to Lanny Barbie
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Played one in the Big Lobowski
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