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I am never constipated and I never have diarahea (or very very very rarely)
The urge to shit hits me like a wave, and if I can't get to the bathroom within about a half hour then I have a bit of a stomach ache for about 10 minutes every 30-60 minutes until I can get to one (Ohhh, I was stuck in a car in South Africa driving up from Capepoint to Capetown for 3-4 hours in an insane amount of traffic and I was too afraid to stop anywhere besides my hotel for fear of getting killed -- I thought I was going to have a hernia) but I can normally get to one in a reasonable time so it's never a problem.
Then I go in, I sit down, and boom -- it all comes out at once. I don't have to sit there for 20 minutes as little pebblets trickle out. I don't have embarrassing ass mud that seeps out. I don't have to squeeze out one 2 foot log from my tiny anus.
From the time I sit down until when I have washed my hands is normally between 1-2 minutes.
And even more than that, 75% of the time I am taking a shit between 8:45-9:00AM
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Congratulations on your accomplishments.
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I used to be pretty efficient as well until the "problem" began.
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One bad side effect of the H, efficient shitting is the key to world peace.
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throughout the history of this board galt has talked about his bowel movements quite a few times. he has quite a preoccupation with his anus. sounds like a man who went through some toilet training trauma.
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i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby
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i can't go right when i wake up, im not ready until im at work an hour later.
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yeah, me either. It takes an hour for everything to settle.
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note to self : never call Galt between 8:45-9:00AM
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if you sleep late do you wake up because you have to go between 845-9, or do you just take the same amount of time after you wake up no matter when it is?
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same amount of time. It takes about 1 1/2 hours
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HedCold Wrote:i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby Same here.
I'd say anywhere between 5-10 minutes after.
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I bet DIG's poop looks like chewed skoal.
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lush Wrote:I have a window, if it is not met, it goes away. Shitting out a window is fun.
Especially if George lives next door...
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for some reason, whenever i go to the library here at school, i need to shit. its odd
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Libraries are for the sole purpose of sleeping.
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i like the fact hat he is tempting us with his Small anus.
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