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sports metaphors
#1
I worked in a group with a guy from the UK all week last week and he was baffled at all of the sports metaphors in our lexicon.

name some you use.
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#2
fuck or get off the field
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#3
take one for the team
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#4
If theres grass on the field play ball, if not play the dirt.
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#5
stick it in
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#6
play with my balls
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#7
cum on my tits
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#8
what the fuck does that have to do with sports?
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#9
its a cricket term
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#10
they call cigarettes fags in england, hahahahahaha!!!
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#11
tits is not a cricket term. It's come on my wicket
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#12
close enough
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#13
Down the stretch.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#14
are you a pitcher or a catcher?
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#15
Cunningham on my face!
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#16
you wish!!!!! he doesn't believe me!
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#17
That's why it's only a motto!!!!
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#18
through the uprights
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#19
HE COULD GO ALL THE WAAAAAAY
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#20
HOLY TITS!
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