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my son took his first steps yesterday
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He's been showing the signs for about a month now and yesterday, about 20 minutes after I got home I put him down to get changed and he walked 4 steps over to me. Needless to say it was a really cool moment.
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#2
All you had to do was show him your schlong to inspire him!
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#3
It's all "cool moments" until he starts dressing in your wife's clothes.
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#4
I wasn't undressed/changed yet - and there wont be any putting-on of his mother's clothes!!!!
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#5
That's tight. Now you gotta foam rubber the entire house.

Hearing updates about Goat's kid is kinda like the Truman show except on a message board and without those moving picture boxes. From birth to his first steps we were there. Now follow him through his akward years and lastly to the stunning shock ending that he's really the milk man's kid!
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#6
it's all fun and games till his first words are "trish".
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#7
and when he learns to coloUr.
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#8
My son is still cooler.
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#9
only because he has 2 spic brothers to protect him if he gets in trouble.
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#10
pat's kid took his first pimp stroll this week
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#11
his kid already knows how to tie a do-rag, take that chris!!!
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#12
similak child
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#13
why learn to walk if you're raised in a bar.
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#14
that kid will be the tiger woods of beer pong and pool
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#15
Wait 'til he gets to preschool.

He'll be rolling in smelly, toddler pussy.
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but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#16
Goaty when's your kid and Silera's kid gonna hang out and smoke a bowl?
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#17
as soon as he can hold his own bowl on his own.
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Black Lazerus Wrote:that kid will be the tiger woods of beer pong and pool
Golden Tee
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#19
great, goats kid is one step closer to going to school on the taxpayers dollar. my dollar.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#20
I bet you're one of those assholes who use the "I pay your salary" line when it comes to cops.
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