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I was talking to this chick I work with today and we were getting to know eachother and stuff. So for whatever reason she asked to see my phone and I showed her and I took a look at hers. Naturally like the medicine cabinet at a strangers house, I go to see her phonebook. I see in there a listing for "Tiny", so I say "Tiny, does this go directly to my penis?". She looked at me kinda weird and then just put my phone down and said she had to get back to work.
Now I gotta figure out if she was pissed at the joke or me going through her phone book, I figure its kind of a given when you let someone look through your phone.
Now its gonna be all fuckin weird!
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that's grounds for sexual harrassment!!! you'd have been better off spilling the coffee again!
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lawyer up while you can - no good can come from this.
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There go my small penis jokes, thats my bread and butter for making friends!
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you should stick with the "fuckin' niggers" stuff - everone hates niggers.
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she's a spic, I dunno if it would go over well. with my luck she's dating a guy named keyshawn.
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good point.
what a way to start the week, huh?
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at least I am doing well work wise, otherwise i'd be gone.
I gotta just keep my mouth shut on this one I guess and stay away from the coffee.
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too much coffee isnt good for ya anyway, stick with water or iced tea (unsweetened)
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i'm going out for lunch from now on, my talking is gonna be the end of me.
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good man - best play it safe until youre in there good.
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I hope everyone there quits or gets fired so I can start fresh.
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but youd be all alone then ???
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yeah but i'd have seniority!!!
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you should have told her you said dennis, not penis!!!
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Then i'd have to explain he's the guy who masturbates over his toilet and then i'd have to turn in my keys.
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Ok so I had to go into today to cover for someone and was alone in the office with her tonight before we left, she offered me one of her lollipops... so I take it we're cool.
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