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Move over zippo you got some company
#1
I got a new lighter at a flea market...



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and the fire shoots out of his cock!!!
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#2
He's got a little pewter pee pee
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#3
He has a UTI
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If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
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#4
he looks like sleeper
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#5
you buy some weird shit, dude.
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#6
buy a Colibri you cheap bastard.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.



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#7
It looks like they bronzed you instead of your booties.
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#8
Buttmunch Wrote:It looks like they bronzed you instead of your booties.
The lighter has a bigger dick.
What am I doing here?
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#9
i had a one nighter with a chick in college and for 2 weeks afterwards i shot fire out of my dick.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#10
it's digger than my bic
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#11
it broke :{
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#12
you broke his dick?
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#13
I click the button and no fire :{
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#14
maybe he's got a blockage - try blowing it.
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#15
har har... it didn't work anyway.
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#16
maybe you did it wrong - blow harder. Just be careful it doesnt explode in your face or anything.
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#17
I know how to blow!
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#18
I'll bet!
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#19
GonzoStyle Wrote:I click the button and no fire :{
You didnt give it an STD yet?
What am I doing here?
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#20
one needs to have sex to get std's.
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