Derek Jeter - What happened?

[The Jays]

Just as I begin to write this, Jeter smacks a ball that was about to be a double.... and then one of the Orioles made a good play and got him out to end the inning.


What the fuck is wrong with him?

[Galt]

you mean before he used to have magic powers that would control the ball after it left his bat, thus preventing others from making good plays?

[The Jays]

I'm referring to his general bad luck in general this season, wise ass.

[Mad]

He's no longer top dog and feels abandoned by his former Lord and Master, George.

[The Jays]

They made him captain, and made Arod change positions. Your answer doesn't seem supported by anything.

[Mad]

How much less is Jeter getting paid?

[The Jays]

Makes no sense , either. Arod's contract was in place when he was with Texas. And Jeter's contract pays out the second highest amount ever in all of sport.

[Galt]

Maybe he misses his gay lover, Andy Pettite

[Keyser Soze]

jeters poor play makes me giggle with glee

[The Jays]

how sad

[Goatweed]

I think he's putting a lot of pressure on himself and no matter how much he might deny it, having Arod on the same team and knowing Arod should be playing his position I'm sure is adding to the shit in his head. He'll get out of it eventually.

[Keyser Soze]

no more cracker jacks, lame ass stadium.

[The Jays]

wow, you totally owned the stadium right there

besides, cracker jacks have an unfair advantage in the carmel peanuts and popcorn industry, letting the corporation monopolize the market and let their prices go sky high cuz of that fucking song. Crunch n Munch probably offered a better competitive offer. Free market, thats what the country's about. Good going for America's team!

I figured at least you would be against the whole name brand thing. Guess I thought wrong.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

the reason that was given was because crunch n' munch tastes better and cracker jacks are going to start to be sold in only bags, not boxes.

[The Jays]

their prizes suck anyways... fucking stickers, what the fuck

[Keyser Soze]

its the whole tradition, BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACKS for christsake!!!

[Galt]

crunch n much has the same amount of syllables.

[Keyser Soze]

as does blasphemy.

[Galt]

wow. It does. This is a fun game.

[Keyser Soze]

i dont care if i ever come back