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Bobby Jenks - he is as classy as he looks
HollywoodJewMoses Offline
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10-23-2005, 10:05 PM
from an article about the fat white sox closer:
Quote:It told how he would refer to his agent, Matt Soshnick, as D.J. — short for Dirty Jew. Soshnick, now one of four former agents of Jenks, told the magazine


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10-23-2005, 10:14 PM
awesome
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10-23-2005, 10:24 PM
Quote:The article told of Jenks getting suspended from the Angels' Class AA team for repeatedly bringing beer on the bus. It told of how, "in a drunken stupor, he took a lighter and burned the backside of his pitching hand, opening a wound the size of a silver dollar. He then torched his left hand and the underside of both forearms — before passing out."
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10-24-2005, 02:13 AM
that's hardcore.
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10-24-2005, 03:53 AM
he was lights out in tonights game, he's just lucky that posednik started juicing.
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10-24-2005, 03:53 AM
He throws triple digit fastballs.
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10-24-2005, 04:42 AM
he also never played a year of high school baseball because he was academically ineligible for 3 of them and then dropped out in the 4th.

and met his wife at a drive thru burger joint.
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10-24-2005, 04:55 AM
David Wells is jealous of him.
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