Sleeper's Parlay picks 2005-6

[The Sleeper]

seperate bets

chicago -13
kc/buffalo over 41

[Keyser Soze]

i placed two parlays on bodog for fun...

pats -3
giants -9.5
panthers -9

Risk $25.00 to win $145.60

pats -3
bears -13
giants -9.5
ravens +6
panthers -9

Risk $25.00 to win $625.30

[Keyser Soze]

fucking giants

[The Sleeper]

cody "the big ticket" pickett went 1-13 and the niners still covered somehow. fuck my life.

[Keyser Soze]

well at least that panthers layup came through

[The Sleeper]

$30 on this 2 teamer

jaguars -4.5
seahawks -12.5

$30 on a 5 team 6 point teaser (first time doing this)

jaguars +1.5
seahawks -6.5
bills +17
colts/bengals over 42
steelers/ravens under 39.5

[Bloody Anus]

Cincinnati +5.5 Indianapolis
Kansas City -7 Houston

Down to my last $66 after last week's disaster. If I go 0-2 I'm done for the season until the Superbowl when I cash in my 2 years worth of change. I also like Cin/Ind under 48 and Mia/Cle under 36.5, but am sticking with these 2 this week.

[The Sleeper]

another 0-2 for me, and i only went 3-2 on the teaser. pathetic!

[The Jays]

PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!

[The Sleeper]

5 team 7 point teaser (that's right, i'm taking another point!)

bears +10
browns/vikings under 46
chargers +4
bengals -2.5
ravens/bengals under 44.5

[Keyser Soze]

chargers -3
giants +5
minny -4
saints +1
bengals +3.5
bears +3

[Bloody Anus]

How much does a 5-team 7 point teaser pay out, like 3:1?

New England/Kansas City over 49.5 (was 51 a couple days ago)
San Diego/Washington under 44
Houston +4 St. Louis

As long as I don't go 0-3, whatever I end up with after tomorrow will all go on Pittsburgh +9 Monday night.

[The Sleeper]

3.5 to 1

[The Sleeper]

Houston +4 St. Louis

OUCH

[The Jays]

a 7 point teaser sounds like a drink I ordered somewhere once

[Keyser Soze]

chargers -3 WIN
giants +5 WIN
minny -4 WIN
saints +1 WIN
bengals +3.5 WIN
bears +3 WIN

shit, this may have been the week to do my $25 6 team parlay. ($1000 payout!!!!!!)

6-0 this week!!!! 19-13 for the season.

[Bloody Anus]

Final 2005 Statistics:

19 wins, 20 losses.
$951.36 total bet

I was 16-9 after week 7
Didn't bet week 8
Went 3-11 weeks 9-12

Not betting week 8 totally interrupted my continuity and led to my eventual downfall. The moral of the story is to either quit while you're ahead or to bet every week to keep the flow going. I haven't decided which.

[The Sleeper]

$60 on texans +8/under 38

and i went crazy and put $20 on a 10 team parlay for a whopping $14,000 payout

Parlay (10 Teams) 12/02/05 01:51 ET
20.00/14069.64 Result: Pending
Bills(Buffalo)
Dolphins(Miami) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Under 35

Falcons(Atlanta)
Panthers(Carolina) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Panthers(Carolina) -3 (-105)

Jaguars(Jacksonville)
Browns(Cleveland) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Jaguars(Jacksonville) -3 (-105)

Jaguars(Jacksonville)
Browns(Cleveland) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Under 33.5

Jets(NewYork)
Patriots(NewEngland) 12/04/05 (16:20 ET)
Patriots(NewEngland) -10.5 (-115)

Texans(Houston)
Ravens(Baltimore) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Texans(Houston) +8 (-105)

Texans(Houston)
Ravens(Baltimore) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Under 38

Titans(Tennessee)
Colts(Indianapolis) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Colts(Indianapolis) -15.5 (-105)

Titans(Tennessee)
Colts(Indianapolis) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Over 50

Vikings(Minnesota)
Lions(Detroit) 12/04/05 (13:05 ET)
Vikings(Minnesota) -2.5 (-105)

[The Jays]

you should be the new Mark Lawrence

[The Sleeper]

i'm 2-0 betting on the texans and the under. god bless those choking bastards