Attention kid touchers...

[Cunt-Twat]

next sunday, may 19, 2002, on abc family there will be a mary kate & ashley marathon begining at 10:00 am.

i know this should be in entertainment, but i thought it was too important!

[2 tired 2 give N F]

I just went out and bought a whole case of Jergens.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

You called?!!
BAH...they are too old.

[Keyser Soze]

motherfucker, no wonder CVS was sold out.

[onehung]

What you people see in those 2 little dirtbags is beyond me, I think they look like they're just a chromosome ahead of down syndrome children.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

hey there one...this will probably make you feel really bad but you have the same thoughts as me on that one. ;-)

[Keyser Soze]

i wouldnt kick either one of them out of the bunk bed tho.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

the only attractive thing they have going for them is they do look like they are retarded. retards=sexy

[onehung]

Yea, I suppose a blow job is a blowjob. But they're still fucking ugly.

[IkeaBoy]

Speaking of retards on TV, Law and Order: SVU this week had a retarded girl between the age of 8 and 25 who was raped and that was the case and it wasn't fair. I wanted a good cop drama, not something that would shit my pants looking at her Sloth from the GOonies-esque teeth and her IMAX forehead saying "that man touched me."

Besides, the best L&O spin off is definitely Criminal Intent. Pyle kicks teh uber-ass on that show!

[IkeaBoy]

TV Marathon falls under the jurisdiction of Entertainment Unlimited.

[Kim]

Is this Mary Kate or Ashley?

[Cunt-Twat]

ikea, law & order CI is the best spin-off l&o show, SUV sucks.
i know it belongs in the EU forum, but not everyone reads it, so i posted it in the shit.