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Ye olde brothel - Now taking applicants......
i lied ,they were for you luna. i am shy
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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Quote:WHAT?!? Did I do something wrong, Boss?
Don't make the fire for smoke signals with the green papers again.....
OK LUNA???!!!
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All I got today were some copper coins. Undecided
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Quote:All I got today were some copper coins
some tweezers and some castor oil will get those out
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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I'll sit by the light of Luna's green paper fire and attempt to remove them. I hope they're of use to Ken.
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Quote:I hope they're of use to Ken.
he will just throw them at maymay
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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I waxed, tanned, pedicured, manicured, and wearing new lingerie... so the night shift starts now. :firebounce:
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
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Ummm, can I take a vacation day?

This night shift sounds promising.
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fool
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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A fool in love...with you.
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Quote:A fool in love...with you.
i have never blushed as hard as i am right now
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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Should I just fluff both of you so you could get it on already?
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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Quote:Should I just fluff both of you so you could get it on already?
never mind, i read that and finished. thank you
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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Fluff?

FLUFF?

I don't need no fluckin' fluffin'!
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Well excuse me for living. That'll be the last time i offer.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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Actually, what I meant was that you're so amazingly beautiful, I'm permanently erect while in your presence.

It would be an insult to your grace and charm to need a fluffing while you're near me.
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Good boy.

Get to work, Ken's Pen is gonna start cracking the whip around here if we don't bring in some mullah.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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*stands on corner*

*shakes ass*

*ducks the bottles and jars being thrown from the windows*

What am I doing wrong?

I wonder if Ken needs an accountant?
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An accountant? To count shells, beads, coupons, and tally up the losses?

Get us some free condoms and I think he might go for it.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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That I can do!!!

Wait, but they're all so fucking tight.

Fuck it, not like we're making any profits around here anyway.

So far we can just about build a sand castle with Luna's earnings, and you have more sales than Stop N' Shop.



Edited By IrishAlkey on May 16 2002 at 02:00
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