Can you spot a stoner?

[Danked]

I told the lady that sells me my coffee in the morning that she looked lightly toasted today. She only giggled.

When I worked at the daycare, there was this dad that always used to reek of weed when he came in to pick up his son. Beyond the smell, you would never have known. Business suit, hair slicked back, and leather briefcase.

[Noonch15]

there are these 2 guys i work with at my job, and you can definitly tell that they are always baked...a few of my college buddies too...but eventually they get so burnt out that you can even tell anymore, and they become infinitly high...plus, you cant always tell by the smell of a person because they may just live with a burn out, or be borrowing his clothes

[Danked]

The business man was borrowing a burnout's suit and briefcase?



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[Noonch15]

point well taken...but im not just saying for that particular case..in general....or maybe he just sold it, thats what was in the briefcase :fuggin:

[Suzie]

The other girls at work who smoke said they could guess that I did based on my personality. I think it takes a stoner to spot one.

[Hey Ladi]

you can spot the weed fiend by the semen on their pants, from constantly jerking off when they can't find a rape victim

[Danked]

True.

[Hey Ladi]

I was watching a show about making the wax figures for Madame Tussaud, and they make a big point of getting the eyes "just right." So if they wax up a famous stoner type, do the eyes come out pink?

[Suzie]

I don't have semen stains on my pants.

[Hey Ladi]

what's that on your chin?

[Suzie]

my bad.

but that makes me a ho, not a stoner.

[crx girl]

i generally just assume that everyone does it these days. i'm almost always right


oh, and while we're on the subject, who wants to spot this stoner some weed?



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[Keyser Soze]

usually by the joint hanging from their lips.

[Hey Ladi]

& the tea shades

[Suzie]

oh, and while we're on the subject, who wants to spot this stoner some weed?

I just got a big bag of beasters.
Come on over baby.

[Hey Ladi]

the woman in front of us at the Quick Check left her purchases on the counter & goes "oh, I'm always doing that"

big sun tatoo on the back of her neck too