HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
I want to put dead maple leaves down my pants, and then walk around, occasionally pulling some out of my underwear and throwing them in people's faces.
I want to dive overboard on a cruise ship, and then live on a desert isle, where I will be worshipped by the exotic animals. I will then be rescued and make a movie about it.